It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.
In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.
While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.
Forget everything you know about Auschwitz . . . you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.
"Truly disgusting! A fascinating mix of William Burroughs, David Cronenberg and Lenny Bruce if you were to take all three and drop them into a blender. Pierce is a writer with a truly warped imagination." - Keith J. Crocker, director of Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69
"From the opening chapter up until the poetic melancholy coda, this book is a relentless journey." - 10K Bullets
"A must read." - The Horror Fiction Review
"If you are a fan of novels like Naked Lunch, Skin, or any other strange bit of fiction, you must read The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz...It's one of the best entries in the Bizarro fiction genre." - Living with a Nerd
"Who needs Ass Goblins when you have Jon Voight?" - Jeremy Robert Johnson, author of Angel Dust Apocalypse and Extinction Journals
"It's as if Ren & Stimpy made a Nazi exploitation movie!" - David W. Barbee, author of Carnageland
